Wednesday, March 04, 2009

those 6 legs creatures should all die the same way.

I KILLED LOTS OF ANTS TODAY! *achievement*

damn shitty ants!!
Can someone tell me where the hell do these small annoying creatures hide?

This afternoon i almost wanted to burn down my computer desk because it was freaking infected, polluted and conquered by a shit ass lots of ants!!! those small tiny red ants that likes to chew on people!

Some smart ass (very likely to be my brother) left a piece of golden boronia wrappers on the table and the entire kingdom of ants were there for a feast!

I only realised when i saw ants having a stroll on my laptop screen.
At first, i thought it was just 1 or 2.
a few seconds after i wiped it off with a piece of tissue paper, more and more are appearing on the screen!
It was only then i realised these stupid loads of ants were very near my laptop ventilation outlet and there were getting sauna from the heat of my laptop. That is why they were escaping onto my screen.
AND I EVEN SPOTTED SOME GOING INTO MY KEYPADS! DAMN ANNOYING CAUSE I CAN'T SPRAY MY LAPTOP WITH RIDSECT! so smart right they all!

Anyway, i figured they can't be smarter than me and what i did was i blowedthe keypads with my hairdyer at full force and high temperature (myhairdryer is those big saloon kind nyehehehe), so imagine.... stupid ants, take that heat wave tornado!

Speaking of annoying pest and insects. Let me tell you something more interesting, or disgusting you can say.

I remember there was once when i was little, i was at the chinese restaurant at Subang Jaya for dinner with all my aunties and uncles.
They ordered this hot-plate taufu, the one that is usually placed on top of a wooden board to avoid direct heat on the table.
When the dish came, nothing was unusual and everyone started eating.

About a 30 secs later, we saw small cockroach crawling on the table. At first, it was just 1.. then 2... then a few... and everyone was already off the chair and causing a scene by the time we saw the 3rd one. Screaming, jumping and running are also visible.
A waitress then came to our table and realised the cockroaches were crawling off from the bottom of the hotplate taufu. T__T
She then did the most AWESOMENESS thing ever. She lift the hotplate taufu off the table and suddenly a gazillions of tiny cockroaches emerged!!!!! OKla, not gazilions maybe but there were ALOT ALOT of baby cockroaches!!! so digusting i know! Those bunch of babies must be having a good sleep before realising they were being barbequed alive. Thats why they were running out!

Some fat ass cockroaches must have been too lazy to find a better place to born its kids and have it done under the wooden dish and some smart waitress NEVER WASH their utensils before serving!

Thats about the most dusgusting dinner experience i had!

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