I AM SO FREE YOU WISHED YOU WERE ME!

I regret complaiining that i was super dupper free with nothing to do in the office!

Now, i am in the state of direct opposite to my earlier statement.
so celaka
One moment i am free like a bird, the next moment, it was as if i'm God; capable to do everything.

Yah, so... guess what?
My boss had just droped me with a deadly mail titled" want more jobs?:)" yesterday at 4.30pm. That was half an hour before i could happily skip to the lift and leave the office.

About the amazing title of the mail, its another long a story to be told. I swear i didnt ask for it.

10 minutes later, another mail titled "another job" is received. Both mails were as long as my STPM english essays.

With 2 bombs droped on me, i ended up mentally injured for now and for the rest of the week. I foresee the same fate for my coming week too. The bombs also apparently caused a hole in my pocket cause i ended up taking a cab home cause it was late already.

So, now you can stop admiring me for given lotsa freebies while working here cause we have to pay for it! it's hard labour in return.
And just in case you think that i am still lazing around in my work station and all i did was feeding a pathetic fish, you are wrong.

Oh i forgot to mention, that fish i used to feed, it's dead.konged. mati. K.O-ed.

It passed away peacefully at its home after the Chinese New Year. *happy death*
NOT MY FAULT ARH!! WHY U LOOK AT ME!

i only didnt feed the fish for 6 days.
(It was chinese new year, what you expect? i can't come back to office to just feed the fish...)

I feel sad for the fish also ok.....

So anyway, i think my boss thinks she's hiring interns from the Oxford Univeristy cause i read her mail for about 5 times and consulted one of my executives before understanding what i was needed to do.

I am suppose to come out with a checklist for all the activities that my department handles;
events management, corporate exhibitions,advertising, corporate visits,
corporate promotions, corporate merchandize management and corporate social investment programmes.

I know there is like alot of CORPORATE!

FREEAAKKKYYY... its checklist!That means i have to know the procedures of the above VERY well and it is something everyone in my department is going to refer to when they are to carry out any of the above. How honoured,NOT!

If i am so good at all these that i can come out with a standard operating procedure of all the activities, i think i wouln't be an intern, perhaps i'm already a CEO of JOYCE'S PR FIRM. I thought i should be the one who is given the checklist to refer and not the opposite of producing it.

*pening*

I think i am just gonna skip all the interviewing with the executives on the procedures and come out one all by myself. It would be for the Corporate visit...

1. Get request for visit
2. aprrove/ disapprove.
3. prepare food
4. Welcome VVIPs/VIPs
4. Eat.
5. shopping in suria klcc with VVIPs and VIPs.
6. Backcharge all purchase to Corporate Affairs External Relations Department.
7. Bid Goodbye and Sayonara.

haH! so simple...

I WISH!!!!


**** ciao, crawling back to reality....***
* yawns*