Tuesday, December 18, 2007

its me Jack.

Hi there, its me Jack...
If you still remember me, I'm the dog of the owner who own this bimbo blog. *shhh.. dont tell her i said this.


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I am Jack, just call me handsome.

Anyway, i juz wanna tell you guys... my owner has been really busy going out. Most of the time, she lied to you people that she is actually studying when she is not.

I hate it when she leaves me all alone at home and go shopping. That is why i always pee and poo behind the door! So that she can hit the poo once she open the door when she return. Serve her right!

Since i'm here.. i want to take the opportunity to tell you guys how my owner has been mistreating me. I hate it that she tie my hair. It's even worse when she fix a ribbon on it. All my owner's friend who saw me said i look like a sissy... that's why i tried jumping off from the apartment's window twice.

Recently, my owner's dad tried cutting my hair cause my hair grows pretty fast.
To my horror, when i looked into the mirror after the haircut, i felt like a transexual again. My hair was cut so short i looked like a sausage dog.

Lucky me, the next day my owner decided to send me to the salon for a proper hair-cut. Phew....

Oh, by the way... i think i've put on a lot of weight recently cause my owner kept feeding me with cheese in the morning and milk on weekends. Maybe they are confused about my species. I had a feeling they think they are having a pet cow instead.

Another thing i hate about my owner's family is that her dad kept calling me a sushi dog no matter how many times she tried to correct him. I am a shih tzu, not a sushi.

Speaking of sushi.. i think i'm like my owner. I dont like the taste of sushi. My owner's dad tried feeding me with sushi he brought home earlier and eeewww.... it sucks! I still prefer any other thing like Honey Gold Flakes, Mc flurry oreo, grapes, mango, cheese and all..

Anyway, i gotta go now. It's late and i'm getting sleepy already.


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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

kesian, u poor dogggy! :(
yes poo poo more behind the door, the nearer the better!
bad owner >.< hahaha