cuckoo bird

I should now warn people around me "Dont ever bring up topics bout what or who i dont like" or i will go on and on complaining non-stop.

Friends often ask" If i were you, i'll just slap the fella or tell him/her straight on the face. why dont u just do it??!"

Yes, i admit i wouldnt go right in front of the culprit telling him/her "i dont like u, and F*** Off"
you may ask me why?

Well, my reason is simple.
Because once i do that, thats the end of our friendship or fakeship.
no stiches, plastic surgery nor Nippon wheather shield can mend the wound or hide the flaws. Buhbye sucker and thats it.

So, you pissed me off once, i smile and say" yea, yea" doesnt mean u can take it to the second hit. Get it.. and have respect for others if you want respects in return.

Remembered i once mentioned bout kiasus and how i hated them.
I only rate them 8/10 for the extend i dislike this kind of breed.
Now, i've found the ultimate breed of humankind i will rate 10/10.

"People who likes to boast/show off/self-praise or whatever you call it"
Can't they just live without annoucing on how good their life is, how filthy rich they are, how many pairs of new underwear they have?
Deep down, we all find you as fools.
Based on my personal observation these are the 2 distinct breeds.

1. People who are rich and likes to show off how much assets they owned.
2. People who are not rich and comes from moderate families but likes to show off BIG TIME.

I personally think the No.1 is acceptable. C'mon. they are rich and thats the fact.
But i can't tolerate the No. 2 .

Showing off when you are not even rich or what so ever is a serious offence.
You behave or act like something you're not. You tried to fool or impress people and make them think you are god damn rich but fact is you're spending beyond your capabilities on things that u think can provide you the image you tried to create.

Please, know your limits to the "show-cast"
So what if you wear Donna Karen and i dressed in Padini.
The fact is WE all know how pityful you are to save and purchase it. Probably you need to pay your credit cards installment for 20 years. Muahhaha.

One more thing, dont you realised no one asked if you're wearing Ferragamo or Burberry? I dont see a need for you to broadcast it to the public. Maybe you didnt boradcast it. Probably just hinting.

"Hmmm... you know something, i just realised... F is for Ferragamo. F...E...R...A.....G...A....M..... O... oh, its Farragamo la my pants!"

"Eh look, you see the checks on my bag? its just so simple but it cost me $9999.99!"

F*** off. No one asked and can't you see i'm not at least interested?
And please use your brain if you have one, you're and adult.(i'm reminding you) this sort of showing off behaviour is for elementary school kids to show off their new shool shoes. Dumbass.

So stop bloody showing off your gadgets, your talents, your results, your clothes or even your briefs.Remember mummy used to tell you" Beauty is only skin deep"??
Sharksssss.... i forgot... you dont even have any skin deep personallity. THAT IS SO SAD.

And btw, did i mentioned? these people too are lack of friends. The sad part is they never actually realised the reason to it, thinking that people who don't want them as friends are just being plain jealous of them.

THINK.... think and again, think with the so-filled-up-brain of yours! If there's only 1 or 2 person who dislike you. Understandable. But if majorities dislike you.... dont you think there's a problem with you or something?? maybe u didnt know how many exactly hates you to the core.

Let me end by another saying" Birds of the same feather flocks together"
So, good luck for those who wants to fly long with the cuckoo bird to gain benefits or so.
As for me, i prefer to stay down on water and swim with the rest of my beautiful swans.