Thursday, December 15, 2005

Laughter is the best medicine

Came across this book with the title"Party Jokes" which i found some of the jokes in it rather funny... but i'll just post 1 first at the mean time.. and leave some for the future.. u know.. when i'm bored of blogging anymore and there's nothing else for me to write in here, this book will come very handy then! just perfect!
Anyway, here goes the joke:

A scientist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs could jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it down and commanded, "Jump, frog, jump!" The frog jumped across the room. The scientist measured the distance then noted in his journal, "Frog with four legs-jumped eight feet."
Then he cut the frog's front legs off. Again he ordered, "Jump, frog, jump!" The frog struggled a moment, then jumped a few feet. After measuring the distance, the scientist noted in his journal, "Frog with two legs-jumped three feet."
Next, the scientist cut off the frog's back legs. Once more, he shouted, "Jump, frog, jump!" The frog just lay there. "Jump, frog, jump!" the scientist repeated. Nothing happened. The scientist then noted in his journal, "Frog with no legs- lost its hearing."

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